If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
where are you?
Hypothermia
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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