Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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