Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
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