She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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