We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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