okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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