i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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