I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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