normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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