why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fuck appropriateness.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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