you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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