I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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