What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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