Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
