I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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