my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
