i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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