I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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