She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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