At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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