4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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