I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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