i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
