my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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