there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
