grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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