dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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