just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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