Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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