PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Everything about him screamed your future.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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