yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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