do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I need moral support for this bender
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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