Cold hands, warm shart.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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