we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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