next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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