I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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