If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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