On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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