Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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