i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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