Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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