So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Randomize
