They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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