Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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