i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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