Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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