quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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