Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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