You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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