At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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