how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
