He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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