I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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