I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Come share oat with me in your robe
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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