We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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