So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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