I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She's the barista slut.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Randomize
