I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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