so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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