Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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