i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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