so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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