We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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